As pointed out by my favorite uninformed blogger, there were many mistakes in my predictions, so The Real Bigline has been updated and corrected. No more mean spirtedness, but just pure politics. Now with corrected odds of winning, because after all, in politics, its the horserace that matters.
THE REAL BIG LINE - Candidates are listed in the order they will finish.
Slam dunk - these candidates will win unless they are caught reading David Thielin's blog to Larry Craig.
Ken Wilson (1-1) : Davis Thielin has this this one right, he will win.
Angelique Espinoza (2-1) : Ok, David is good. You go girl, your going to win. And we need a hottie to replace cute Robyn Bohannan. Plus, she is the only Boulder Tomorrow candidate, and those xxxxx upstanding developers have got to get behind one candidate. The probably can't all vote for Adam because, not only has he well, he's never had a job, but he is slow growth. Angelique likes them buildings, and she likes up over 55 feet, thank you mam. If you think the West End sucks now, just wait until Angelique gets them buildin's. Angie will place fourth.
Crystal Gray (1-1) : Correction, Crystal will not be the top vote getter, as earlier predicted. Susan and Ken will do better, because they got the Plan perfect Boulder County endorsement, as well as the Buzz Burrel endorsement (the Buzz vote, or BOC for those of us in the Know). Well liked by everybody, and out in the community, and yard signs everywhere, except for Martin Acres, South Boulder and East Boulder, as well as North. Ok yard signs only in downtown. She owns three dogs, all of whom bite, so why FI-DOS didn't endorse her, what a bark.
Susan Osborne (2:1) : Susan has been around forever dude, she knows policy, and she has the endorsements of not only PLAN Boulder perfect County, but also those reactionary jerks over at the Burrell Outdoor Coalition. (Buzz, you really are a XXXXXXXX loud and dramatic). She will be either one or two in the number of votes, or place third.
TWO YEAR SEAT: The FOLLOWING TWO will get a two year seat, they have enough support, but enough negative to keep them out of the four year.
Matthew Applebaum (5-1) : Thielin has this one wrong, while Matt has support, he is disliked by people that have met him. But smart smart smart, in fact, smarter than Suzy Ageton. However, he is disliked enough that he is out of the running for a four year seat and will only get a crappy two year seat.
Adam Massey (6-1) : I have rethought Adam. While his Lazy Adam Massey, the BOC endorsement, and there hallow brain dead members, brain dead from dehydration from their running trips with Buzz, will get him a two year seat. Adam on council will teach us the meaning of slacker arrogance. Adam knows more that you, he really does, but he won't tell you. Actually, him on counsel will be a hoot; Suzy will actually hit his hand with a ruler when he answer a question wrong!
THE RACE - THIS IS WHAT YOU, THE VOTER WILL DECIDE
You, the voter, have no control over the above six candidates winning. You will only decide who the seventh seat goes to.
Lisa Morzel (10-1) : She is well known, and thinks Suzy Ageton is a xxxxx "complicated". She's got me and Rob Smoke's vote because well, because she is complicated. While David Thielin doesn't like environmentalists, (and incidently, I will explain in detail why David Thielin is not an environmentalist, but a pro-growther, and a dip, in a future post) she is the only real one running. Unfortunately, the nutjobs at RMAD (animal defense club) seal her campaign up with some bad ideas.
Macon Cowles (11-1) : Barely lost to toke-a-Polk, so has a chance. Loosing to Richard Polk is not easy, but he did it. His voters are the same as Lisa's, and most will choose Lisa.
Eugene Pearson (10-1) : Gay in Boulder. Frankly, the gay scene in this town sucks; it appears all there is to do if your a gay man is run for office. (See Jared Polis). How you can stand us Eugene, I cannot fathom, we are not cool.
Totally impossible.
Susan Peterson (11-1) : Never heard of her. Plan Broomfield County endorsement meaningless without a good campaign.
Alan O'Hashi (19-1) : Who? Oh, I know this guy, he owns a computer, just like David Thielin. Cool!
Philip Hernandez (20-1) : Who? He doesn have yards sings
Philip Bradley (30-1) : Who? He doesn't live in Broomfield, I was told, but he does stop at the Arby's when he gets the muchies. Nudge nudge.
Shawn Coleman (99-1) : Young ambitious and only one of three minority candidates. Republican. Republican. Coleman will not win. Ahh, but in 2009 . . .
Kathryn Kramer (42-1) : Who?
Tom Riley (49-1) : Also owns a computer, and sends out emails.
Rob Smoke (70-1) : Oh, I know this guy. He tries to date women too young for him. I know this, because his myspace page is close to mine.
Seth Brigham (75-1) : Snore ., . . there still more candidates, give me a break, none of the remaining people have the slightest clue, let's just stop here.
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First of all his last name is spelled Thielen not Thielin but I'm sure you know that because of how informed you really are. Second he has met with most if not all of the candidates running. So I leave the question with why should we feel that you are informed if you can't even spell your competitor's name right?
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